Noida Implosion and stark ignorance of Indian Media

 Noida Tower Implosion and Stark Ignorance of Indian Media.

 All Indian Channels are screaming "Noida Towers are going to be demolished by explosives,  Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo" . For them,  it's like grinding spices in grinders, they think "earlier we only watched on TV , now we will see it live" as if building implosion is like watching lunar eclipse.

Well, it seems being eye-candy and idiotic relative of Politicians is enough for a career in TV journalism. 

What is likely to happen:

Best case :

1. Building crumbles on its base, leaving a ten-storied pile of cement and iron at the place. Debri removal will take 3-6 months.

2. Structure of nearby Buildings, including those with filed the case pleading for the demolition will suffer structural damage,  although will not collapse. 

3. Glass and unsecured wall hangings will fall down.

4. Weak structures like gateway arches,  perimeter walls will be damaged. 

5. Cars of Media and police in daredevil vicinity will flip.

Worst Case:

1. Building falls on sidewise. Nearby building will be totally damaged by debri . 

2. Stupid combustible material like plastic kept as protective cover of nearby buildings can catch fires.

3. Structural damage of the other building makes them unfit for inhabitants. 

But if the worst case happens, supposedly free and private owned Indian media will say it has been a success and flee to T20 match of India-Pakistan.

CHANDRAYAAN VIKRAM KI KASAM, I swear by Lunar Landing of Vikram .