Super-slow speed of Indian Scientists

 Super-slow speed of Indian Scientists on Government payroll 

 World has reached to the Moon and Indian government official Scientists are worshipping before lunar eclipse. Pango Lineages don't stop for TV channels to catch up, as India is trying find BF.7 .. Science had moved far far beyond that.

In fact, B is not even the first letter in newly discovered strains.. C series had started long back and now nearing completion. 

Yes, it started with CA.1 and now resting at CN.1

Hottest new Coronavirus strains are CM.2 and CN.1

I think Indian Media would love to embrace these new Covid19 strains as not a single case of CM.2 or CN.1 was reported in China ( in fact, China is yet to detect even one C*.* strains). So no Antinational stigma is attached to them.

They were detected in England and USA .. absolutely brand new Western and imported strains . Although those who didn't get any CN.1, would say it's just BF.5 rehashed .. but they are simply Jealous.

Do you want to see, the S-Gene Mutations of these new strains,  before you start to think they are just made up names for a funny blog post? Here they are: 

New Strain Jokes : Tera Scientist witty hai kya (Translation: is your Scientist witty)

Although India is denying or yet to detect CM.2 strain,  some are suggesting it started with quarantining of 40 shiv sena rebel MLAs in Assam and one Mr. Shinde was the first case of CM.2 .. But there are no scientific evidence to deny or advocate this hypothesis. 

One side-effect on CM.2 is that patient hallucinate a lot and often think he or she is the chief Minister of a state.  Actually in India, Prime minister,  Governors and WhatsApp uncles.. all think they are CM I.e. Chief Minister of one or all states.  So potential of a silent superspread of CM.2 strain is huge.

As for CN.1 strain, the patient craves for bullshit news of CNN everyday. The day he screams "Who has such crap on my TV" .. well, consider that he has recovered.

As for Guleria, VK Paul, Kang, Mahajan et al who are stuck at BF.7 .. they and their 14 generation put together can't write a blog post like this. 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year