Shame, Shame NDTV, Libbu Master Prannoy Roy sits on Murdoch's Lap

 Shame On NDTV doing Trump's Propaganda with Modi-Toady Americans in an Interview. 

Tonight NDTV will air a Donald Trump interview by its Star Anchor Srinivasan Jain and with a worst kind of Indian Immigrant Group called "Hindu Americans" , the kind of advocacy group that wants big favours in US for Indian Businessmen Who put money in Tax Havens and don't pay taxes in either India or USA. 

Unlike Ravish Kumar, for rest of the crew of NDTV wear "Liberal Values" like a shirt or worse like a coat. This is true for the owners of NDTV, the Roy couple also.

What led to this? One can only speculate, but it seems chased by Adani , the Roy couple turned to their first sponsor,  Rupert Murdoch & Sons . 

Now Murdochs wish to promote Donald Trump and Modi both for 2024, therefore this interview was arranged with Modi's intermediary planted in that interview to
ensure nothing that may be seen bad publicity for Modi goes on Air.

They have given a sneak peek of that interview:

SJ: "Are you running for president again?"

DT: "Yes, I think I should.. all the polls are showing.."

SJ: "Who will be your running make? Lots of names are being talked about ... "

DT: "I haven't decided yet .. lots of names .. going around.."

SJ: (With a smug and callous smile) "What about Ivanka?"  

DT: "I haven't heard this (rumour) one .. No not my daughter .. "

What was Srinivasan thinking? Just because Amit Shah's son became BCCI chief, Trump's Daughter will be his VP candidate? "Demaag Ghutno Pe hai kya?" .. that's hindi for "Is your brain is in your knee" ...

He could have asked about a Lyndsey Graham , a Ted Cruz or Rubio or even the Florida Governor or Texas Governor. Perhaps his General Knowledge is too poor to know about them.

So Shame on NDTV, for producing Propaganda for Trump and Modi . And little do Prannoy Roy know, even after these , Murdochs can back Adani in November, if they see a dime of profit that way.

Congrats India for Amazing New Car design by Nitin Gadkari

 New Car Design by
 Nitin Gadkari and approved by "Dholki Journalist" Vishnu Som.

Although I will try to write this piece in good humour,  but I'm not sure should I laugh or cry. I shouldn't have tuned into NDTV tonight, but my misfortune is that I did.

Vishnu Som was talking about Road Safety not knowing a bit about what "Road Safety" is, but Interestingly a senior BJP leader was giving interview to NDTV (or is it Adani-NDTV now).

 Before I start describing the humourous episode, Let's get the definitions straight:

1. Road safety is a concept that deals with Safety of Vehicles ( not only Mercedes) and Pedestrians and Prevention of accidental incidents involving Vehicles and /or Pedestrians. Seatbelts and Airbags are a different concept.

But Vishnu and NDTV jumps to a new term like Car Safety, well it's not car safety either. 

2. Car Safety is a concept that deals with prevention of theft, fire and/or structural integrity violation of a car.

Correct Term is ...

DRUM ROLLS PLEASE 👏👏

PASSENGER SAFETY and Driver Safety. 

Nevertheless Transport Minister Nitin Gadkari came and unveiled his special Car Design. 

In reaction to Cyrus Mistry's death,  Nitin Gadkari unveiled new law that Not only make Rear seats' seatbelts mandatory and cars should hoot a Siren screaming "Seatbelts are not fastened", so that traffic cop can make a note and fine you.

This made "Double Dholki" Vishnu  Som very happy and he urged the Minister to take such steps very fast. 

Actually,  Idiots rule most media and political space. Now if you are System Architect or Electronic Engineer working in Automobile industry, this would make your good night sleep vanish and replace with nightmares.

While detecting seatbelts are fastened electronically is pretty easy but how would they ensure that the seatbelt is wrapped around the passenger . 

Two technical problems in this,

1. Determining that there is a passenger on that seat so that seatbelt monitoring System would activate. 

Pressure gauging system under the seat would be cumbersome and would not detect inanimate objects and human beings.

Imagine Gadkari's car refusing to start because Car's system would consider him too heavy for passenger seat and flash an alarm "Use a truck for this heavy box of samosa".

How about Camera? huge privacy issues there, how many Indians would like Uber and Ola cars to take their videos in the back seat.

2. Second point is what we discussed earlier,  what happens if the seatbelt  is buckled but the passenger is seating without fastening it. 

What happens to rear seat passengers in Taxis and Ubers? Will the driver sanitize the seat-belt after the passenger gets down. 

What happens to Uber pool ? Specially single female passenger ? Will rear seat seat belt be beneficial to their safety or a threat? 

BELIEVE ME, Trust me, all these questions came to my mind within few seconds of Gadkari's statement. 

If Vishnu Som ever reads this piece , he would probably search "Artificial intelligence Tablets" in Amazon, because like most Indian journalists he lacks the. "Natural Variety".

How to stop Future Accidents like Cyrus Mistry's 

1. Don't over-speed, in wet and pothole ridden roads, drive well below speed limit. it's better to be late like time-wise than salutation-wise.

2. For Heaven's sake, stop hitting the road divider and bridge railings and other obstacles on the side.

These alone will reduce much more  accidents That Gadkari-Vishnu Seat-belt Siren system. 

Passenger Safety: Do Indian Media really care?

A huge number of Indians travel and indeed daily commute using Trains, Buses, Metro Rail,  Auto-rickshaw also. 

But Seatbelts are mandatory in flights and Cars, What about Buses? Huh .. Nitin Gadkari and Crash Test Dummy Vishnu Som? 

If seatbelts are one panacea to prevent all deaths from accidents,  why don't you install them in Buses and Trains first? After all, a passenger is a passenger,  no matter what transport he or she chooses.

Noida Implosion and stark ignorance of Indian Media

 Noida Tower Implosion and Stark Ignorance of Indian Media.

 All Indian Channels are screaming "Noida Towers are going to be demolished by explosives,  Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo" . For them,  it's like grinding spices in grinders, they think "earlier we only watched on TV , now we will see it live" as if building implosion is like watching lunar eclipse.

Well, it seems being eye-candy and idiotic relative of Politicians is enough for a career in TV journalism. 

What is likely to happen:

Best case :

1. Building crumbles on its base, leaving a ten-storied pile of cement and iron at the place. Debri removal will take 3-6 months.

2. Structure of nearby Buildings, including those with filed the case pleading for the demolition will suffer structural damage,  although will not collapse. 

3. Glass and unsecured wall hangings will fall down.

4. Weak structures like gateway arches,  perimeter walls will be damaged. 

5. Cars of Media and police in daredevil vicinity will flip.

Worst Case:

1. Building falls on sidewise. Nearby building will be totally damaged by debri . 

2. Stupid combustible material like plastic kept as protective cover of nearby buildings can catch fires.

3. Structural damage of the other building makes them unfit for inhabitants. 

But if the worst case happens, supposedly free and private owned Indian media will say it has been a success and flee to T20 match of India-Pakistan.

CHANDRAYAAN VIKRAM KI KASAM, I swear by Lunar Landing of Vikram .

 

US Economy is Already in Recession

 US Economy is already in Recession, Technically !

I had waited for a fortnight for 1 million trained economists on this planet to say that officially .  But "White House Cat got their tongue".

No, we do not measure Recession by stock market index value alone, unlike CNN, NBC, Fox , BBC does. 

Recession is measured by 2 quarters of negative GDP reported by any economy, Which US did in 1st and 2nd quarters of 2022. 

But this is an Election year in US, moreover they have high inflation tending towards hyperinflation and a proxy war with Russia in Ukraine ( which in turn is Proxy war with China).

This year it's only a Recession when stammering Big Boss says it is. 

But seriously speaking world is facing Stagflation of worse sort. Stagflation is generally considered as stagnant GDP growth in low positive percentage and high inflation. But now they have Hyper-Stagflation.

 All the "Green Talk of Glasgow" from last November are now history, it is now clear world especially Western World are as addicted to fossil fuel as a junkie is to narcotics. 

You won't be reminded of all these by Big Media for none is interested in giving real news, they are just Stenographers typing out whatever their bosses told them.

So "Two quarters of negative GDP growth" is recession for Sri Lanka and maybe even Russia, but for USA or UK or Eurozone. 

Let's wrap it up here for now before Bidenite Trolls start accusing me of being Russian or Martian or Alien from outside Solar system.

Revadi Modi and Rubbery Idea on Freebies

 Freebie Culture: For Whom the Bell tolls. 

On Odd Day, Revadi Modi claims he has vaccinated Indians for Free, which was his duty anyway. Many Indians specially in Metros actually paid upto 1000 rupees per dose and 25% still rejects the very ill-conceived vaccines . Many research articles subsequently proved that even a 3 dose regimen is not enough and whatever antibodies it generates stays active upto 4 months. 

And on Even day, he blames common people for taking just minute amount of Electricity and Water for free. 

Well, all Indian people have poor memory, he thinks . As if we wouldn't remember that in 2017 , Indian Government were forced to admit "Public sector banks wrote of 2.42 Lakh Crore rupees of corporate loans between April 2014 and September 2017" . What to do, all Indians don't get truffle mushrooms in their free lunch, unlike the Prime Monster, maybe their memory is fading. Even year, Indian Corporates get equal amount of Tax subsidies and loan write-off, sometimes excuse is slow demand (read demonetisation efforts) and sometimes sneezing China and sometimes Angry US. Only excuses change, Corporate Freebies never stop.

Real Freebie in India actually starts with 100-200 crore rupees of Corporate loans from Banks. Taking a Billion dollar loan and not paying them back in time and public sector banks scurrying to restructure their "ass-ate" is not uncommon if you are Supreme Leader's close Confidante circle. 

PSU Or Government run banks then go to Government with begging bowl in hand and ask for recapitalisation. Those are the Real Freebies,  Revadi - driven media will never address these . After all, they get Government ads and that's how their office functions and big Media groups have their share of "Loan delinquencies" as well. 

India even after 75 years of independence remains deeply poverty stricken at the grassroots and its poor do have "hand to mouth" existence.  In conclusion, Indian media should stop saying words like " Revadi" and "Freebie" for it exposes their "Dalali" or "Pimping" culture. 

India needs more Welfare and targeted welfare, not less.

 United Idiocy of United Nations: Ukraine Grain Crisis. 

As STUPID STUPID MEDIA megaphone that US and Ukraine has signed a treaty to allow Food grains and Fertilizers out of embargo and allow ships to transport them.

Let's do a quick fact check,  

According to Ukraine,  it no longer has a safe port to transport food-grains , the major road to Odessa is under attack at Mykolaiv and According to Russia,  Odessa port is heavily mined by Ukraine. 

Kherson is occupied by Russia, so no Ukrainian grain shipment can come through that, sending barges on Dnieper river is also out of the question. 

So unless they para drop grains from Ukraine at Istanbul, this treaty isn't worth the paper it is printed on.

But if this useless pact puts greedy profiteers off from commodity trade for 3-4 days, that will be a small mercy in dark dark times.

I know, UN Secretary Generals are so well paid by BIG OIL, that crude oil embargo will not be excluded.  Behind every war in last 30 years, there has been one and only one Motive.  CRUDE OIL PRICE HIKE.

You might as well as put up a banner "This Part Of War is brought to you by ExxonMobil, BP, Shell and Total" and No wonder Governments Of US, UK and France are getting secret payoffs for keeping the conflict going.

Modi Scams galore as Indian Media snores on the job

 Adani Gaming Corporation and Modi's GoM giving permission to Open Casinos 

As Indian Media continues to sleep and snore the Group of Ministers has approved a plan to open Casinos in India. Yes, Yes, much understated Consumer Price Index is up at 7% Inflation, common people are hurting in pricey food articles and Government Ministers thinking "Yes, Gambling is the way out of hyperinflation mess".

Of course, Gambling and even sports betting is banned in India in Most places and before the ban, it was gaming & lotteries were offered as provincial state matter and not a federal Union Subject.

Still such a "Group Of Ministers Committee " were allowed to be set up, not a peep of protest in Media and so called opposition parties. 

And GoM Proposed "Casinos to be allowed " and that came up on a News ticker. Various state laws preventing Gambling and Betting notwithstanding, Numerous High Court and Supreme Orders calling "High risk gambling as social evil" notwithstanding. 

And Look what I found, in 2009, a Corporation was set up in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA ... the Gambling capital of the world.. Under the name, Adani Corporation.  Of course, 2009 was not a good year for Casinos and so Company failed to acquire any gambling den and it subsequently became inactive. 

Actually Adani group had attempted to open Casinos in Macau also, but were unable to make it big, at least officially. So if you see the "Adani Gaming" casino in any mall in India , don't be surprised. 

And it is to be followed by "Jio Jua" and "Tata Bets" soon. After all, supermarkets and grocery chains are not renting more commercial spaces. 

Win-win for Billionaires, Lose-lose for Common People. 

SCAM No 2: RBI - Indian Bank money laundering scheme.

Just yesterday RBI allowed Foreign Entities to settle trades in Rupees,  if they have accounts in Foreign branches of Indian Nationalized Banks (Well, Zimbabwe should take note :).

Today, SBI and ICICI Bank upped the interest rates in fixed deposits on Foreign currencies.  As if, after 3 years they would get minting rights on US, Canadian, Australian Dollars and British pounds. Some stupid NRI Software engineers might put their savings in there, nobody else would. 

Except for Money Laundering, these facilities won't do any good to anyone . 

On the flipside, Indian Banks have to keep higher operating forex reserves.  If big-time money laundering happens, a special crash on Indian Rupee will come in 2025, when 3 year term deposits will mature. 

RBI lacks the maturity and intelligence to govern to operations of overseas Branches of Indian Banks. While Pensioners and old people get no benefits in savings accounts of these banks , RBI  is choosing to facilitate NRI and HNI money laundering first. 

If this is not a SCAM , what is. Deliberately exposing Banks to Forex Shocks could turn India into Sri Lanka very fast. These are crimes against the nation and humanity.