Ha Ha Ha: Whisky Trade Treaty after Gujarat Visit

 Truth is indeed stranger than Fiction 

After visiting Gujarat, A Dry State where alcoholic beverages are banned,  Stupid Idiot Boris Johnson decided to include WHISKY in Free trade deal with India. 

Extremely idiotic Mumbling BoJo the entire of last 24 visiting "Mahatma Gandhi" home and memorabilia, he didn't even learn Gandhi was against "Consumption of Liquor", especially "Foreign Made Liquor" and always supported "Prohibition of consumption of Alcohol".

He also said that he visited Gujarat as it was ancestral home of British Indians.. well, his cabinet and party may be filled with British Gujaratis .. but not all of Indians from Gujarat. In fact, Most Gujarati speaking Brits came from East Africa as they were expelled from Uganda ,  Zanzibar, Kenya and chose UK over India. Some great Indians.

No, they will never be remembered as "Great Indians" from Gujarat, which will list Mahatma Gandhi, Patel and Others, who participated in Independence Movement. So Mr. Boris Johnson , study about Gandhi first, hugging and kissing Modi won't get you the knowledge. 

Now take a walk And 

Keep on Walking,  like Johnny Walker. 

Cheers for Good Riddance!!

How to Destroy Pristine Mountains & Glaciers

 How to Destroy Himalayan Glaciers 101

Forest fires Rage in the valleys of Himalayas for Months now .. But Uttarakhand province of India already had their elections, so No news is News enough now. Western Nepal is sparsely Populated,  so no one really cares. Himachal has elections coming, so No forest fire news can come from there

As NASA earth pictures can show you all that all the thermal anomalies caused by Forest fires. Here they are represented by Red dots.

It's not one day event , fires , especially in Forests has been raging in for couple of months now. Here is an example from March.

Now, isn't that cute ...

The Silence of the Lambs ( of Mainstream Media). India now exports cheap journalists to global News outlets like BBC, CNN, New York Times, DW and what not. Nobody figured this out?

NASA-earth is a free to use website. Still Newsmen can't track the burning Mountains. 

Such huge sets of fires , so close to the Mountain glaciers is definitely bad news for glaciers already battling unusually high temperatures. Don't blame me if a glacial flood comes down the steep burned out slopes and causes huge landslides accentuating the floods. 

Don't cry "Tsunami, Tsunami, 

Why no one told me" then.

Sad Day for Modern Medicine: Dr. Tedros Thug Mephistofelisch selling voodoo meds

 Sad Day for Modern Medicine: Dr. Tedros Thug Mephistofelisch endorsing voodoo meds

Dr Tedros Thug is none other than Secretary General of World Health Organisation, who is serving the second term after unanimously reelected as Secretary General Last year. Doesn't matter where you are reading this blog in this world now, your country's ruler/leader/tyrant has voted for this historic crap team of medical experts.

His standard is so low, he is attending a "Voodoo medicine" conference in Gujarat arranged by Modi. The meeting and speech of Modi is being telecast on NDTV as part of "Show Supreme Leader's Speech or your licence will be cancelled".

So I heard it, Where Indian Prime Minister said a Voodoo Broth "Kaada" prevented "Coronavirus" spread.  That concoction is a herbal remedy according to superstition ridden Ayurveda. As Usual Modi Is speaking in Hindi , which means that Dr. Tedros can't make head or tell of it and has to depend on interpreter's version .  Now this NDTV thingy claims to be an "English News Channel" but always broadcasts Modi Speech in Hindi. 

 However like as other useless channel ,  they have a news ticker, which keeps telling "Dr. Tedros of WHO-ville" addressed the Conference with "Kem Cho, Namaste" in Gujrati. 

So we should assume WHO Secretary General Dr. Tedros Mefisto understands Indian languages especially Modi's Hindi.  I'm sure he also understands that all these conferences are happening in Gujarat because the election is upcoming there and he is taking part in BJP's Election Campaign there.

Why vaccinate,  if KAADA is the cure? Huh, Dr. Tedros?

Tell me something Tedros Baby,  do you endorse Ayurveda and Yunani herbal medicine? What do you take when you fall sick? Herbal or Big Pharma Meds?

Testing , isolating , treating and Vaccination has taken tremendous toll of every country's finances for last two years. And India is no exception, official Death toll stands at half million, the real tally may never be known. 

And Modi told, world has taken note of Indian herbal meds both Ayurveda and Yunani meds , Does WHO officially Agree with him?

If Dr. Tedros disagrees, why didn't he oppose him right there? Oh, I also got a glimpse the crowd there,

In Indoor Setting, Without Mask they sat. Does WHO Prescribe that as well? The Big Question is that,  If "KAADA" broth cures Covid19 , why is WHO still selling Vaccines ?

Anybody can make KAADA broth in any kitchen.

 WHO chief a "Suck Up"?

Be it Xi Jinping in 2020, Be it Joe Biden in 2021; Be it Modi now, Dr. Tedros seems to endorse and suck up to any Countries' leader. Specially if they are paying members to coffers of WHO!

A magazine subscription salesman has more integrity than him. He and his entire crew of pathological suckers need to be banished in St. Helena. 

You know I had disagreed With Donald Trump on about everything, but cutting WHO's finances is probably only Two good things he did (Other being , killing TPP ). 

WHO NEEDS WHO WHEN HERBS AND YOGA CAN CURE EVERYTHING.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND, THESE HERBS ARE VOODOO MEDICINE AND NEVER EVER FALL FOR SUCH CRAP.

For Wit and Humour

 For Wit and Humour Requests of Twitter Followers 

I'm getting lots of requests from my Twitter followers to create a second account because they miss my wit and humour. 

Well, Hello!! Join the club as miss my wit and humour too. Like I said, Twitter has taken my IP, my device IDs and since I'm given the strictest "Donald Trump" type Suspension  and they insisted "Permanent" suspension, I can't risk creating a second account and land up in jail .

The English word SUSPENSION however means "Temporarily Debarred" and no one can be suspended Permanently,  unless he wishes to be a pendulum.  Suspension Should always end in Resumption Or Cancellation. 

But hey, that's Californian English,  there are no U in the Colour or in their Valour.  Why waste time in Yous, it's Only Me, Me, Me. Their Spanish is also very lousy, they still hasn't figured out the English translation of San Francisco or Los Angeles, forget Palo Alto. 

California is still a "Work in Progress" and post Web 2.0, it's a lot of Work.

Enough of Satire, Back to Regular Humour 

See I reinstated the U in Humour,  it's not that hard.

I heard, UP is planning to become a "Trillion dollar economy" . Trillion dollars are not the funny part, Planning bits are.

I have also heard, "Precautionary Covid Vaccine Shot" in India will soon become Compulsory.  And then I will declare "India" is at par with "California" .. both needs "Too much work".

I also heard,  Boris Johnson is coming to India to ensure Asylum seekers from India get nice accommodation in Rwanda.  Almost all Billionaires from India has bought plots in Rwanda to build half-way houses, Indian Banks dare not touch them. Besides that Boris will also try to convince Modi that Russian Kerosene are no good for British Hurricane Lamps. And yes, customary exchanges of gifts and virus strains will also take place. 

Best part is Boris Johnson can party in India, without tabloids showing him the gate in Party. 

What? You want a Sensex joke too.. did that fell again? Allow Share trading in "Sabjiwala Thela" .. share prices will skyrocket..

Simple.

Next Covid Wave in US is On

 Next Covid19 wave in USA has started

Thanks to New Mayor of New York City, We are getting a signal that next Covid19 wave in United states of America is indeed ongoing. This is despite absolute lack of Testing and Reporting of new cases of Coronavirus there, fault entirely lies with their CDC and the bunch of advisers like Fauci (the fraud).

CDC has allowed a really stupid approach of not tracking Delta and focusing of Omicron strain, resulting a scientific catastrophe of sorts. In absence of evolutionary Data of Delta and new Sub-lineages present there for 3-4 months; Most new samples can't be classified now. Yes, Delta has been killing Americans in the winter just passed, but CDC was busy pleasing "Politicians" with its "SGTF RTPCR primers" which can't pick up Delta. Result was those Coronavirus deaths were just marked "Deaths from Respiratory illnesses", showing a lower death rate of milder Omicron only which I must say pleased not only Politicians but general gullible public also.

And Here Comes More Mutations and More Trouble:

As sure as Sun rises in east , we can safely say, Virus mutates to new strains .  And Coronaviruses are most notorious among all viruses when it comes to mutations. That's why Genomic surveillance and base lining them is important,  kind of like tagging newborn babies in the hospital... if you stop tagging the babies for couple of days, then all hell will break loose and nobody will figure out who is who.

Now due to economic compulsions and justifiable concerns, Governments Choose to test only for Omicrons last winter and they were cheered on by World Health Organisation and CDC Of US ( In present day unipolar world, they enjoy unprecedented power) and that meant Delta managed to spread unnoticed and even infected patients who had Omicron.  This and only this managed to create Recombinant strains and please understand most countries still doing SGTF RTPCR only meaning we are only hearing about recombinants which has S-Gene of Omicron or at least first 80 amino acids like Omicron , rest SGTF can't pick up.

Now these sets of new "Unclassifiable" Covid Strains are free to roam around the world because economic compulsions led reopening of air travel and tourism in Summer months. Summer months are known to create more Asymptomatic cases, but nothing stops a virus from mutating further in Such Human Beings. 

Hiding data doesn't help, as China and Shanghai are finding out right now, in extremely hard way. Most are Asymptomatic but still far too many are falling sick.

New York,  New Jersey, Connecticut cases are Rising 

Right now the trend in US is that New York,  New Jersey, Connecticut cases are rising and that also correspond nicely that they aren't in Summer Months yet and weather fronts coming from West will keep dry summer many weeks away.

Places where there are Summer like Florida or Puerto Rico, well they are reporting good number of cases. In last 2 years, we have learned one thing.. Coronavirus becomes transmissible when it's cold or extremely Wet.

This is why, it is extremely important to test and report data to an open international database, allow people like us, who can help while there is time. And for heaven's sake, stop thinking about profit first.

Congratulations Humans: You now have plastic deposits in your Lungs.

 Historic First, We have Micro-plastic deposits in our lungs!

Goodbye Tobacco, So long Narcotics,  Sniffing Plastics in the new thing  .

First there was an accidental discovery of Micro-plastic in a living human's lung, which led to a study of 13 people who had recently been through lung operations, 11 samples showed microplastic deposits . 

The Polymers are known Plastic also, used in clothing, bottles and packaging and not only in upper tract of lungs, they are found in lower regions of lungs as well. 

And deposits are more in Male lungs than Female lungs.

3 things you can do to avoid these troubles:

1. Drink water from a cup, not from plastic bottles when your nostrils are closest to container you are drinking from. 

2. Ask Plastic packaging to be reduced and everything must be in written in Big Fonts on plastic and under it , so nobody has to lean on it to decipher what's written.

3. Reduce plastic content in Clothing and absolutely 0% in face masks. I'm sure 100% surgeons have Microplastic in their lungs because Surgical masks are basically made of plastic. 

Reduce the Plastic usage, reuse the metals, glass is just fine. Use cotton and wool as much as possible.  Use your stuff till they wear out, stop sniffing for new fashion.

Plastic in Live Human Lungs

Great News for Vaccine Addicts

 YooHoo India,  Third Vaccine and Fourth Wave is coming

Yes, By a Stroke of "Executive Decision" all adult Indians have to take "Third vaccine of Covid Vaccine" from 10th April.

Yes, They still have to pay like they did for the First two. Yes, another Task for a generation who thought being an MTV Roadie is a Noble Task. Completion of Tasks from a higher power is their life's goal, Grey cells of brain be damned.

No, They won't ask:

1. Why the third vaccine became necessary on 10th April and not before, even when Omicron wave was on.

2. They won't ask, how 2 times vaccinated were good during Omicron wave, whose spike protein is significantly different from Wuhan strain on which AstraZeneca and other vaccines were made... how they can't protect them any longer? 

3. Everyone who knows anything of immunology, knows that, Antibodies from Vaccine don't last forever... But they had promised T-cell immunity! Just where on earth did the T-cells go?

 (Just to assure you, T-cells, a kind of lymphocytes are very much in everyone's body .. the concept that these vaccines, and all of them, provide T-cell Immunity were "Fauci's Figment of Imagination" .. No research proved that but Pandemic commerce bought all the megaphone whom you love to call Mainstream Media.)

4. NO, No Indian Shall Ask Why WHO ( World Health Organisation) stopped taking Indian Covaxin - Covid Vaccine?(read https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/who-suspends-un-supply-bharat-biotechs-covaxin-vaccine-covid-19-2022-04-02/ ) What were the Production issues that WHO were worried about? How many Lots of Covaxin were recalled and destroyed due to that production Issue? How many "Tainted by Production issue" Covaxin were administered? 

(Even Media and Opposition parties won't ask these questions).

5. Private Hospitals are sitting on huge stockpiles of Covid Vaccine in India and March saw the slowest off take of vaccines by them. That is despite "Vaccine Addicts" taking their minor children to vaccinate. Is the large inventory the reason for 3rd vaccine shot now?

6. Where is the Study that said, immunity level drops after 9 months of 2nd vaccine shot? All scientific studies show that's 4-6 months. Why is India using 9 months interval?

7. When will they order for 4th Shot? 4 months or 9 months after the 3rd shot? 

8. Will anyone be Fully vaccinated ever, in reality?

What's Supply without Demand?

Anyway, the population of India although without Booster shots managed to quell and quiet the Omicron wave. Well, they had Elections to complete and celebrate, Roadshow to do and BJP Foundation Day to celebrate, Xenophobic outright lies based movies to see and minorities to kill and subjugate. Which is not only an India specific syndrome ( as discussed earlier in Elections are the best Vaccine ), although France has raised their Covid19 cases back to 150 to 200,000 daily cases since then.

Right now, healthcare prices are without any government mandated ceiling and citizens are not even mandated to wear masks and as a matter of fact, Face covering is banned by a state government in schools and colleges and that ban is upheld by Karnataka High Court. So neither Pandemic nor Healthcare is in the minds of Indian Health Ministry.

So where is the #Pandemic scare in India now to sell these 3rd grade vaccines? Answer lies in the Capital, Delhi and somewhat in Mumbai and Pune.

They had reduced "Covid Testing" with outdated testkits, that too with S-Gene Test Failure method which picks up Omicron and Alpha variants; their Covid case numbers are going to up. Although they haven't found any Delta Variant in Last 2 months, they will suddenly start finding Recombinant Variants like XE which are combination of delta and Omicron. 

If you are wondering, if there were no Delta cases then how can Delta + Omicron = DelCron XE reach here? ... well, you will be justified in saying so. Just like you need Chicken for "Chicken Butter Masala" , you need Delta cases for XE spread.  But they were not testing for Delta variants since last December, they were blindly following US CDC Guidelines of testing for Omicron using S-Gene Testing Failure method.

Since you have taken such long time to read this post, I would urge you to have a cardiac checkup and if you have any arterial blockage, then do not take these vaccines,  spend that money on buying masks which are reusable and wear them outside. Far too many people have died from sudden cardiac arrest lately and all of them had one thing is common, recent Covid Vaccination.

Don't fall for this unscientific propaganda, no matter which favourite Politician, News Anchor  or Cricketer or Filmstar is trying to sell it .

After all , In India its Precautionary Shot and not Booster. That's the term Indian government is using .