"Oh Mummy! Stock Market crashed"
That was the reaction of India's Intellectuals and market Gurus today. These "Gol maal" (Troubles) are due to "Gol Baal" (Global) cues, India can't stay immune to that - that's their formidable defense. "East or West, Temples are the best ", they add.
Meanwhile "Cooking Gas" or Liquefied Petroleum Gas prices are hiked again, hitting the pockets of poor and middle class. But those who would block traffic and bring cities to a standstill before 2014 would blame Nehru for inflation during Korean war of 1950s. "East or West, Temples and Modi-ji are the best".
So Dear Mummy, Stock Market collapse from super inflated 61,000 points to 53,000 points can be blamed on your Onion Paratha, Chhole Matar and Chicken curry cooking.. not the "I'll bite the press, if they dare ask me a question" Finance Minister, not the "I'm so short that I can't read the files on the table" RBI governor and definitely not the Prime minister Modi ji.
Last time, Indian Press asked a serious question to those in power, was in Jurassic era, that too by a stegosaurus. Since then some different species has evolved , namely Stenosaurus. They just take note of Dictator's speech and vomit that on TV, Online and to be made into Paperbag quality Newspapers .
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